Saturday, July 30, 2011

Men in Bars: The downfall to getting dolled up and looking good.

Something to think about.
It's funny when you go out to a bar and you get hit on. I've realized that sometimes no matter what you say there is no stopping it. If you say, "I have a boyfriend" they will most likely not care and start questioning you on how strong your relationship really is. If you tell them you are engaged, they will then engage you in a conversation about why marriage never works; unless you're married to someone like them. If you say, "I don't dance." they might come back with a witty remark such as "I bet you do in bed." and it is those very moments when you simply have to say, "Please get over yourself. I'm not interested."

Just some insight for the ladies.

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Easy A

Sorry I haven't written in a while everybody. I must say I feel as though that has been the start to every entry this summer. Between working at camp and trying to keep contact between all the people in my life, I've had little time for me. Today I had to take a sick day, I won't say why... to protect the innocent... but let's just say I drank something bad. No, it was not alcohol. So I decided to watch Easy A, since I am on bed arrest.

There are certainly things that have been standing out to me and have crossed my mind while watching this movie. I thought I'd share them with you.

WARNING: If you have NOT seen this movie I would suggest watching it first before reading the following.

Things I have noticed:
1. I really do look like Emma Stone, just like everyone says. I have been wanting to dye my hair a dark red, but this fact is swaying my decision.
2. You should definitely be open with your kids from the beginning if they are adopted. Then it won't be so awkward when you make jokes.
3. It's funny that losing ur virginity is high school is so terribly, but once you cross that line in college it's shocking if you haven't yet.
4. Every girl's dream really is to relive an 80's movie.... or at least mine is.
5. Bad decisions usually do have ironic outcomes.
6. I still have yet to walk into a high school where anyone (even the school slut) is wearing 5 inch hooker heels... this goes for Pretty Little Liars too... it just doesn't happen.
7. I have no idea what "the orient" is... and yet I feel like I should because I went to CCD.
8. If we went on a date and you gave me a $200 dollar gift card to the Home Depot, it certainly would not mean that you would be getting... any... but you definitely would get brownie points. I love projects lol.
9. I'm definitly still waiting for my John Cusak to stand outside my window with a boom box playing our song.
10. Whoever came up with the credits scene and illustration... freakin' genius.
11. The couple at the end most likely won't last until marriage, but they will have a good ride and stay friends, but who knows... there is an exception to every rule.