Alright, first thing first.

1. Can someone please tell me how to spice up my page? I may be in college, but that doesn't mean I'm all that good with technology. Shit.

2. New fact about myself, I have some freakin funny friends. I told a few of them of my blog and gave the link and that I would be changing names for their own good and embarrassment (yes, I will be telling embarrassing stories).

Needless to say, 2 of my guy friends want porn names, such as Dick Rockhard and Blackjack Chesnut. I suppose the 2nd one isn't so bad, but Dick Rockhard is definitely not a word I could describe him as. Rutt (his name, I just decided) is a friend of mine, we make sexual jokes, behave inappropriately, and is the one guy I can sleep in the same bed with, maybe even cuddle, and absolutely nothing would happen. I'm not kidding. I wish I could call him gay, but he's unfortunately straight. I say unfortunate cause I feel like he would be so much more fun if he was gay.